I have never been a fan of "blogging" but since I'm a twenty-year-old freshman at a community college who spends the majority of her time "meowing" at her cat and watching blaxploitation films on Netflix, I've decided it's time to get off my high horse.
Let me paint a picture for you:
Today, in my HIGHLY enlightening Psychology 101 class we had a test. I got there early in hope of reviewing my notes. However, this plan was quickly abandoned as I was subjected to listening to one of my "peers" iPods while was destroying her ears. She had "headstrong" on repeat. Now for any of you that ever watched "the N" all I could think of was Degrassi and how Drake used to be Jimmy in the wheelchair.... I REALLY couldn't focus when she started playing her air-guitar and opened her mouth to share with the class her stale secondhand smoke breath. It gets better though. Then she proceeded to get into an argument with the man in front of her about how bad Minute Maid orange juice is. See, she worked at an orange juice factory in Florida, so obviously she's the authority on "healthy orange juice." The irony was too much to handle because they are both 275 lbs.+ and have lovely, raspy, smoker voices.
On a positive note, I'm looking forward to the weekend. I will sleep, eat, watch Poirot with my grandma and maybe even walk my dog. SOOO, needless to say, pretty busy and pretty excited.
"Leaving girls that love me and Constantly seducing hoes" Good luck with that...
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